bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

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tltty:

you could give me a whole month to do homework and i still wouldn’t start it till the night before it’s due what’s wrong with me why do i do this to myself

(Source: hungarian, via hotboyproblems)

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

(Source: transtofuscramble, via can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i)

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

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it annoys me to see people my age achieving things in life because it makes me realize what a loser i am

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lizthefangirl:

when you re-read a book and realize you skipped over an important sentence the first time you read it

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sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

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mzibanejad:

today in french class i turned to talk to my friend and saw my friend eric

he was not wearing that when i had 3rd period with him nor was he wearing it when he walked in the classroom

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